Kurb lugulaul sellest, kuidas kogu vahmiil keldrisse läks ja enam tagasi ei tulnud

Laulda "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean" viisil. Veel põnevaid variatsioone saab lugeda siit, tänud Sepale sinna juhatamast.

My Granny went down to the cellar
To see where the gas leak could be
She lit up a match to see clearer
Oh bring back my Granny to me

My Granddad went down to the cellar
To see where my Granny could be
He lit up a match to see clearer
Oh bring back my Granddad to me

repeat with other members of the family until...

I went down myself to the cellar
To see where the others could be
I switched on a torch to see clearer
And oh what a mess I could see